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Stupid Rules
1. You don't
know what you have
until it's gone.
2. Don't bite
the hand that feeds you.
3. You can't
change history.
4. Been
there, done that.
5. Keep it
simple, stupid.
(KISS - The kinna thing
a country western bass player will tell yah.)
6. We're so
close, if one of us farted;
the other one could smell it.
7. Money is
money. It doesn't matter what color it is.
8. Gee, the
shit just falls into my hands.
9. Just
because you don't see it;
doesn't mean it's not there.
Don't listen
to them if they say your nuts.
Say, No
I'm not nuts. I'm taking care of bolts today.
When they
say I'm nuts, I say thank you.
I've
always thought I was a nuts and bolts kinna guy.
10. You can
fool some people some of the time,
but you can't fool all the people all the
time.
Lies are
a dime a dozen.
11. Can't get it
done by just thinking about it.
12. A twelve
step program.
Everybody
knows how it's done,
they just do it.
(Don't build your kitchen needing larger than a twelve
foot wide piece of vinyl. so you won't have seams
falling apart in your floor.)
13. It’s only a
number and I'm not afraid of taking it.
(Although
my favorite number is 5,
I have always had good luck with 13.)
14. Never
underestimate yourself.
Learn to push the envelope.
15. Can't
squeeze blood out of a turnip.
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