Burning Down the House
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Burning Down the House
Has over 600 pages and at least 300,000 words. Less than 100 pages covers my childhood and my life up to November of 1993 when I had my fire. There is close to 100 pages describing the political problems we all face whether we like it or not.
The rest of the book covers my daily life experiences, dealing with a corrupt local government and the phony rumors that the industries create. Through the last 12-15 years of my life, you can say that I've learned more than I did in the 20 years beforehand.
If there had been any books out here covering this kind of information,
I can assure you I should have
read them.
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Burning Down
the House
Have you ever wondered?
What a Synchro-link is?
How possible is the American Dream?
Why people seem to be getting dumber by the day?
What has happened to the Work Truck of the Future?
What owning the World's Greatest Work Truck would be like?
Why you are still working out of an obsolete motorized horse & buggy?
What you're paying taxes for?
Guess you better read this book.
By Sunnyside Sattler
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True Crime / Current Events / Auto-biography
In 1993, in the city of Tacoma, Washington;
Sunnyside accidentally caught his work van on fire.
When the fire station received the call about a van on fire, the captain felt it was just the kind of call to send out the personnel hired because of Affirmative Action.
A neighbor was recording the attempt to extinguish the fire on video tape and captured the incident when a firefighter endangered Sunnyside's life.
The firefighter told her captain about the incident and the captain had the firefighters leave the scene quickly.
The fire department had to go back to finish their job and extinguish Sunnyside?s house.
The captain told the city officials about the blunder. The city didn?t want a law suit, so they attempted to run out the statute of limitations by digging up dirt on Sunnyside.
Sunnyside surprised the local and federal government agencies by inventing the World?s Greatest Work Truck.
With the last $15,000 of his insurance settlement he built the proto-type right under their noses in his backyard.
President Clinton wanted to win his second election and didn?t want to lose votes over problems he would have to face with Affirmative Action because of Sunnyside?s fire.
Clinton signed the GATT treaty; changing the patent laws so that Sunnyside would either end up dead or under a rug.
After three attempts on Sunnyside?s life; he wrote a will to make him worth more alive than dead.
Sunnyside was granted a patent in Great Britain?.
No.
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CONTENTS
Part One – It’s more than a truck
1. It's more than just a work truck at stake
2. Setting it Straight
3. Making legacies out of crooks
Part Two --Yeah, I do have a past
1. Yeah, I do have a past
2. As far as my Family Tree goes
3. The Cabin
4. Getting some wheels at fifteen
5. On the Road at Sixteen
6. Party On
7. What about the Girls?
8. Give Me Lights
9. The Worlds Greatest Guitar Player
10. The Recession of the Early Eighties
11. Back to School
12. So I wanna be….
Part Three --Burning Down the House
1. Burning Down the House
Yeah, let’s scare him with the Hasmat-D
2. I asked for a sign….
3. They called it newsworthy
Getting on with life
Hay, where's your women and minorities?
The eyes of the City of Tacoma
It’d be nice if I had a house to live in
Back to the snoopy city
4. Building the World’s Greatest Work Truck
Here you have it kids
5. What happened to my drawings?
Tell me who's crazy?
6. Wanna buy a lawyer?
It would be nice to have a larger bed
It would be nice to have a phone that works
Strange People
Heat on my tail
7. In the game
It's hard to out run a radio
Boom, boom, it's going to blow
8. The Bust
Funny water
Oh, you're talking to me?
9. Hay, he's a bankruptcy lawyer!
Did the neighbors get scared?
So you make mountains out of a mole hills?
Got to find a job
Catch Twenty Two
10. The Court Appointed
What the hell did they want from me?
Hay John, I think we're being watched
11. What a Bud
12. Dam, another Lemon
Laser on the window?
Doesn't work. I believe in the good Lord
13. What a Pal
14. What's that Guy doing here?
What was it?
Doctor hah? Of what, may I ask?
15. Oh yeah, that Guy again
Keeping Things Covered
Sale the house? Yeah right
Trailer Court
She looked fine, but what a bitch
On the bench outside Superior Court
16. What a Bro
On second thought, I better cover all angles
What a Family
Happy Holidays -- my ass.
Top Secrete, Confidential
They actually let me sell it. Tell me why.
17. Oh, you’re dumping me hah?
18. What happened to my painting business?
19. The Rental Paint Job in the North End
20. A Free Man.
Not so safe is it?
Parkland
21. The Summer of 97
Foreign Patents
Raising its ugly head again
Journal
Happy Birthday
The Underground
Dirty Deeds
Hoquiam
Keep your mouth shut Sattler
Funny Smell
The Book
The Will
The Lousy Book
The Magic Scrap Pile
The Shower Hose Trick
22. Have You Ever Thought of Killing Yourself
Bam Bam
The Dianetics Video
Dead man
New Years Eve
23. Scummy Place
The City
24. Best Friend; My Ass
The Health Inspector
Did I Count Fifteen Butts or Was it Sixteen?
25. Is my stuff safe here?
Journeyman -Whatever they Want
Wondering if the junk was brain washed
Wham
Fudged Journal Entries
Tell me, does the underground use cops?
The Magic Scrap Pile Kicks Out Some More
What Light Pole?
Back to the Trailer Court
Part Four -- Hit the Road Jack
1. Hit the Road Jack….
2. LA
Malibu
Malibu goes to the funny farm
Santa Cruz
Notice from Great Britain
Monterey
3. Half Moon Bay
New York, New York
They are only Inventors
4. Nah -– not safe at Wells Fargo either
Back in Santa Cruz
Passing through Santa Barbara again
Oxnard
Santa Barbara
One of those Games
Las Vegas
North County San Diego
Exodus
Part Five -- Numbers
1. God’s Creation
2. Both Sides of the Picture
3. The part some of you may not like
4. Numbers for those Dummies
5. A Numbers Game
6. Pain in the you know where
7. Bottom Line
8. Later Kinda Thing
Appendix -- Sunnyside's Stupid Rules
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